Those of you who are in Savannah (or the Georgia area) should go check out the most recent issue of The South Magazine! Find out how to face terrors such as Caulrophobia (fear of clowns) and Trolleophobia (fear of being trapped behind a Savannah tourist trolley).
For those of you who aren't, The South's website is nice enough to let you peruse each issue in PDF form--check the link at the bottom left of the page. The emboldening begins on page 44. Why, yes, I have been waiting for some time to use that word.